The 4th of July picnics start this week!
For some reason, when it comes to holidays and gatherings, people feel the need to overstuff their mouths with as much food as possible.
A typical 4th of July party usually starts with a few drinks while the food is being prepped. Pre-meal appetizers are laid out everywhere for you to pick on until the steaks, burgers and hot dogs are ready to come off the grill. I usually see the typical nachos and cheese, potato salads, coleslaw, meat and veggie cuts, potato chips and more processed snacks.
By the time the meat is ready, you’ve consumed over 500 calories in drinks and snacks. Now for the meat! You grab a white-flour bun, spread some mayo, pile some lettuce and onions and finish it with your juicy burger. Here comes another 500 calories!
I’m not the kind of person to overindulge at picnics, but I do get pressured by others “Oh, one day is not gonna kill you. Eat up!”
In high pressure situations like that, I might feel guilty and fear insulting the host. That’s why I learned to fake being a pig!
Tip #1 Don’t show up hungry. I always down a protein shake an hour before my arrival so I can avoid food binging.
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Tip # 2 I pretend to sip on alcohol. If you want to enjoy a drink, then limit your alcohol consumption to 1-2 glasses. I’m not much of a drinker so I usually get a sparkling water, dress it with ice and lime and tell the others I’m enjoying some hard core vodka! Look off balance if you can too. Yes, I know… it’s a lie
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Tip # 3 Fill your plate with more healthy items and a few not so much. So by now, I’m carrying my fake vodka and reaching out for a paper plate to start piling. I fill up on mostly veggies and fruits and add a few decoy pieces of cheese and nachos so it looks like I’m getting ready to eat junk.
I usually keep those items on the plate until I’m done and then I either offer them to someone or throw them out. If someone says.. “Hey, you didn’t eat your cheese!” Just reply back saying that you put too many pieces on your plate and that anymore might hurt your stomach. Yes, I know…it’s a lie
Tip # 4 Skip the bun. If someone notices you don’t have a bun for your meat, just respond that you are so full of the Nachos and potato salad and you can’t take anymore. Yes, I know… it’s a lie
Tip # 5 Choose 1 meat, preferably lean. Since I was good throughout the party, I can afford to go for a beef burger, but I almost always prefer the grilled chicken or fish. Eat slow enough that it seems like you’re on your second one. Yes, I know… it’s a lie
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Tip # 6 Get moving. Walk around the party and mingle while staying active and if there’s music playing then shake that booty! join in the typical frisbee and horseshoe games and stay away from the picnic table.
Tip # 7 Oooo Dessert time. Pretend to split a piece of pie. If someone offers you a pie, respond that you are sharing a piece already and thank them. Humor them and tell them it’s delicious and you can’t wait to grab another piece! Yes, I know… it’s a lie
If the dessert looks amazing, I will take a bite of my friend’s piece to satisfy my cravings. I always carry gum so I usually pop it in to keep my mouth occupied. Plus, nothing tastes good after spearmint.
I hope none of the people that have invited me to their picnics read this post because now they’ll know my dirty little tricks.
Yes! I know it’s a lie…
Just because I pretend and lie at picnics, doesn’t mean that I don’t enjoy myself. I eat plenty! Except, I fill up on the good food items and not so much of the bad ones. I work hard for my efforts, so I have to finds ways to deal with pressured eating situations without making the host feel bad.
Do you have anymore tips to add to this list?















